For the past decade, the Daily Mirror's Steve Anglesey has been collecting footballers' foul-ups and foibles in his weekly 3PM column. Here is the first collection of the wildest and weirdest stories - plus Steve's definitive guide to the 100 maddest people in football. With a foreword by Robbie Savage, illustrations by David Tarbox and hilarious unseen out-take photos from the Daily Mirror library.